We’re all looking through our cupboards during lockdown and finding food that we don’t even remember buying, but I doubt any of us have come across a find as revolting as a guy named Dinosaur Dracula who managed to dig up a 25 year old tin of Spiderman pasta.

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Not wanting to ruin the opportunity he found himself in here, Dinosaur Dracula obviously took to Twitter to share pictures of what he found inside the tin. Be warned – this isn’t pretty:

I put the can opener to work, unsettled by the rust, but emboldened by the lack of noxious fumes. I turn the knob and wince, unable to rule out the possibility that the contents have mutated into something alive & malevolent. (2/5) pic.twitter.com/IBmJXBWZI2

— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

I carefully remove the mass, which looks like a cross between Big Thunder Mountain and one of those Geonosian hives from Attack of the Clones. (4/5) pic.twitter.com/PIchW9mdMy

— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

I think I notice something, but consult the label on the can to be sure. Indeed, there’s poor Spider-Man, trapped in this godforsaken toxic monstrosity. I’m sorry, Peter. With old pasta comes great instability.

Thank you all for taking this journey with me. (5/5) pic.twitter.com/6UcfRcN9tz

— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

Jesus. I don’t know what I was expecting – probably some green slimy muck or something to be honest – but I was never expecting it to be a fully hardened dirt looking entity. Can’t believe that it was even pasta to begin with to be honest, but I suppose that’s what happens when you leave something like that in a vacuum for 25 years. I’m guessing it probably had some kinda sauce on it too which probably helped dry it out and make it end up like that.

Rank. I’m trusting that he didn’t try to eat it as well because that’s probably the last thing that the hospital system wherever he is based needs right now.

For more of the same, check out this student dying in his sleep after eating pasta that was left out for 5 days. Don’t do it.