Everyone knows that whilst eating lots of fruit and vegetables might be way healthier and generally better for you that it’s nowhere near as much fun as stuffing your face with chips or eating loads of bread and now someone is offering to pay you £5000 to do it as well. Where do I sign up?

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The initiative comes courtesy of multivitamin company Feel, who are hoping that they can use you as a test subject to prove that if you also take their multivitamin then you’ll receive all the minerals and nutrients that you need despite your terrible diet. Sounds like a fair deal right, especially with all that money as well.

Here’s what Boris Hodakel, co-founder of Feel, said:

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It’s becoming increasingly difficult to get all of the vitamins and nutrients required to live life on the go.

Although options for nutritiously balanced food are improving all the time, there are no options that can guarantee a perfectly balanced diet, and multivitamins can be a solution.

We in no way want to encourage people to use our multivitamin as a substitute for a healthy diet, the purpose of this study is to test the effectiveness of our product, outside of a lab or controlled environment, where results don’t reflect reality.

We want average members of the public to eat a version of the modern Western diet – under the watchful eye of a doctor and nutritionist – to see whether Feel is as good as we think it is in the real world.

Sounds pretty much perfect right? Three candidates will be chosen in all and the only requirements are that you need to be over 18, have no pre-existing health conditions and already have a pretty shitty diet. Assume that means that everyone reading this will be applying here then.

For more of the same, here’s a job where you get paid to rate pubs. No, seriously.