I could go off on one here about the fact a 7-year-old and 5-year-old are ‘dating’, but I think we should just laugh at how ridiculous of a situation this is instead.

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Apparently 7-year-old Caiden Mills (rapper Consequence’s son) is dating 5-year-old North West (Kim & Kanye’s daughter), and their relationship is really heating up.

In fact Caiden (or his dad, probably) has shared a bunch of photos of the young couple on Instagram, including pictures of Caiden with expensive gifts he bought (his dad bought) for North West on Valentine’s.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtrxawDgdcF/?utm_source=ig_embed

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjhtEmgCtQ/?utm_source=ig_embed

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjxqH7Apy_/?utm_source=ig_embed

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt3lO4VgV5L/?utm_source=ig_embed

Tiffany & Co necklaces? Wow. Again, they’re 5 and 7 years old. I mean you just about managed to buy your partner a Nando’s for Valentine’s Day and here’s Kanye West & Kim Kardashian’s daughter receiving thousands of dollars worth of jewellery from a 7-year-old.

The funniest part is imagining rapper Consequence writing the captions for Caiden’s Instagram photos. I mean just imagine this guy:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsjWtb1lNAF/?utm_source=ig_embed

Writing these messages to a 5-year-old on behalf of his 7-year-old:

Just a tiny bit weird.

Then again, maybe not that weird coming from a family that stick designer bulletproof vests on their toddlers.