It seems like it’s getting harder and harder for people to settle down and find partners that they actually want to spend the rest of their lives with for whatever reason, so this woman has turned to the afterlife in order to find herself a boyfriend.

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We’ve featured Amethyst Realm on the site before, when she appeared on This Morning last December to tell people that she had started sleeping with ghosts and had been with about 15 of them since her fiancee had left her for cheating on him with them. Now though it appears that she’s stopped sleeping around and is settled in a committed relationship with a ghost she met on a recent trip to Australia, so much so that she wants to have a baby with him as well:

 One day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. I knew a new lover had arrived.

It’s pretty serious. In fact, we’ve even been thinking about having a ghost baby. I know that sounds crazy but I’ve been looking into it and I don’t think it’s totally out of the question.

I’m sure there’s a way around that. I just haven’t worked it out yet.

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Wow. There’s just so much there that’s all over the place isn’t there? Like she just ‘knew’ that a new lover had arrived – pretty useful skill to have huh? – and how do you have a ghost baby? That’s surely completely incomprehensible. And how did this ghost even get back from Australia with her? Just floated along on the plane with her in the aisle?

I guess this just goes to show that some people will do anything to convince other people that they’re happy and well, even it means making up a load of crap about ghosts that nobody in their right mind is going to believe. The world is a weird place.

For more of the same, check out her original interview right here. It’s the best she ever had apparently.