If you’re a football fan of a shitty team – or even a really good one sometimes – then there’s always going to be that time where one of your favourite and best players goes on to bigger and better things. It’s just how the game inevitably works unfortunately.

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Normally in these circumstances there’s not really anything you can do about it because the player usually has it set in his mind about what he wants to do and the only thing you can actually do is just boo him loads when he comes back to your stadium with his new team, but this Arsenal fan decided to do something different. Alexis Sanchez has been linked with a move away in the post season after Arsenal failed to qualify for the Champion’s League for the first time in 16 years, but this guy thought that if he made up a song about him and sang it on the internet then it might convince him to stay.

Have a listen and see what you think:

Wow. That really was truly awful. It’s not often I say this, but I really think that that song had no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Not only can the kid not sing for shit (forgivable), but the lyrics are horrendous and he tries to fit too many words in all the time so the flow of the song is off and just impossible to enjoy. My favourite part has to be at the end when the kid threatens to quit YouTube if Alexis quits Arsenal. I imagine that the majority of the world will be begging for the transfer to happen in that case.

And yeah, I get that this is a joke but the way he’s done it so sincerely does kind of imply he really means this stuff. Or maybe he is just THAT good. Either way, even if it’s a joke it’s really lame. Get some better beats and get some better rhymes Arsenal fans geez.

For more Arsenal fans, watch this one brutally troll Jan Vertognhen. Bit of classier banter there to be fair.