As you can imagine, things get pretty nasty, which is why you should only go into one if you know that you can handle it. Reddit user krizzkris knew what she was getting herself into last week, but things didn’t work out too well for her. She posted a picture of herself enjoying a drink alongside the caption, ‘I’m too hot to be roasted… but try anyways’. Rookie mistake.
Guys giving you minimal attention because you give out blowjobs like drags on a cigarette does not make you hot.
Right? I’m very confused why she thinks she’s hot. I’ve taken better looking shits.
In spanish we have a saying that roughly translates to “the eyes of a dead donkey.” That’s you. That’s what you have.
You’re definitely at a Starbucks or equivalent coffee place, doing your best to blend in and look like a normal girl when you’re actually so insecure about your appearance that you have to insist you’re “hot”. In actuality, your Texas-sized forehead and uneven eyes put you at a level just below room temperature, but that’s okay – you’ll find enough guys desperate enough to take you that you’ll think it validates your appearance. Then, later in life, you’ll come to the painful realization that you don’t have the character or personality traits to keep anyone near you for an extended period of time, and as your looks fade, you’ll settle for anyone willing to even talk to you.
Your dad calls you hot in confidence that you won’t tell others.
Whenever I go into London, I see a thousand generic young women, and a thousand manequins. You’ve managed to combine all the worst features of both.
Stallone wants his lips back.
Is that the face you make when you’re trying to look hot? You look like a stroke victim.
Discount Kim Kardashian.
I bet you’ve seen more dick than a male locker room.
I’d be “too hot” too with that giant solar panel you call a forehead.
Just because your step dad tells you that while he is cuddling with you does not make it true.
No holds barred, but then I guess that’s the point of Reddit’s r/roastme section. Clearly she couldn’t handle the heat, as Miss ‘I’m too hot’ took down her picture and seemingly deleted her Reddit account in less than a day. I would have sympathy for her, but she knew what she was getting herself into.
For the time Barack Obama used his White House correspondents speech to roast Kendall Jenner (man, I miss him), click HERE.
Girl Says She’s ‘Too Hot To Be Roasted’; Gets So Destroyed She Deletes Her Account
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Not so long ago, an Instagram model tried and failed to survive a Reddit r/roastme session. For those of you who don’t know/can’t guess what this is, it’s a section of Reddit that involves people sharing photos of themselves in order for other online users to give them a good roasting.
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As you can imagine, things get pretty nasty, which is why you should only go into one if you know that you can handle it. Reddit user krizzkris knew what she was getting herself into last week, but things didn’t work out too well for her. She posted a picture of herself enjoying a drink alongside the caption, ‘I’m too hot to be roasted… but try anyways’. Rookie mistake.
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Here are just some of the comments the post received:
No holds barred, but then I guess that’s the point of Reddit’s r/roastme section. Clearly she couldn’t handle the heat, as Miss ‘I’m too hot’ took down her picture and seemingly deleted her Reddit account in less than a day. I would have sympathy for her, but she knew what she was getting herself into.
For the time Barack Obama used his White House correspondents speech to roast Kendall Jenner (man, I miss him), click HERE.
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