Witches Are Casting A Spell on Donald Trump At Midnight Tonight

Ever since Donald Trump was elected as President of the United States, a lot of different people have been trying to figure out ways to get rid of him due to his complete and utter inability to be an adequate President, but I don’t think anybody has publicly turned to the dark arts until now.

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Today though some witches have announced that they’ll be performing a ritual on every waning crescent moon at midnight until he is removed from office. Of course, there are midnights at different times all over the planet due to time difference, so you need to perform it at midnight EST – that’s 5am over here, so it’s gonna be a late night if you wanna take part.

If the combined might of all witches on the planet joins forces via the spell, then apparently it will ‘smash’ into Trump Tower, The White House, NYC and Mar-a-Lago (where Trump spends his weekends). Absolutely no idea what ‘smash into’ implies but we can only hope it means something that will remove Trump from office.

The good news about the spell as well is that it isn’t limited to just witches – anyone can take part in it regardless of faith or experience in the dark arts. If you fancy staying up until 5am, then check out the ingredients and ritual below:

One picture of Donald Trump (unflattering and small)

The Tower tarot card

Tiny stub of an orange candle

Pin or small nail

White candle (any size to represent fire)

Small bowl of water (water)

Small bowl of salt (earth)

A feather (air)

Matches/lighter

Dish of sand

Advanced level witchcraft requires:

Pyriet (fool’s gold)

Sulphur

Black thread

Baby carrot

RITUAL (v. 2.1)

(Light white candle)
Say out loud: Hear me, oh spirits
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Heavenly hosts
Demons of the infernal realms
And spirits of the ancestors

(Light inscribed orange candle stub)
I call upon you
To bind
Donald J. Trump
So that he may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
Animal
Rock
Stream
or Sea
Bind him so that he shall not break our polity
Usurp our liberty
Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair
And bind, too,
All those who enable his wickedness
And those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies
I beseech thee, spirits, bind all of them
As with chains of iron
Bind their malicious tongues
Strike down their towers of vanity

(Invert Tower tarot card)
I beseech thee in my name

(Say your full name)
In the name of all who walk
Crawl, swim, or fly
Of all the trees, the forests,
Streams, deserts,
Rivers and seas
In the name of Justice
And Liberty
And Love
And Equality
And Peace
Bind them in chains
Bind their tongues
Bind their works
Bind their wickedness.

(Light the small photo of Trump from the flame of the orange candle stub and hold carefully above the ashtray)

(Speak the following loudly and with increasing passion as the photo burns to ashes)

So mote it be!
So mote it be!
So mote it be!

(Blow out orange candle, visualizing Trump blowing apart into dust or ash*)

(Pinch or snuff out the white candle, ending the ritual)

Grounding and Disposal:

Afterward, ground yourself by having a good, hearty laugh, jumping up and down, clapping your hands, stomping your feet, and having a bite to eat. Grounding is very important—don’t neglect it. And remember—he hates people laughing at him.

Finally, bury the orange candle stub or discard it at a crossroads or in running water.