Ever been worried that you’re on a date and you might be getting laid that night but won’t be able to get your dick up? Or worried that you’ll finish too soon and won’t be able to get it back up?
Wel, normally the only answer to your problem would be viagra – which isn’t actually that easy to come across quickly – but it turns out that you can make your own version with two easy to find ingredients at your local supermarket. Any idea what they are?
Yep that’s right, the main one is a watermelon but apparently you need to add a bit of lemon juice into it too. All you have to do is scoop the watermelon into small parts – including the rind as that has more of the good stuff than the flesh apparently – and whack it into the blender and let her go crazy. You’re aiming to make about a litre of the stuff so bear that in mind.
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Once it’s all turned into liquid, pour it into the saucepan and bring it to the boil whilst carefully adding the other ingredient – some lemon juice. Wait for the liquid tor reduce by about half and there you have it, your own liquid viagra. Alright!
If you’re wondering just why the watermelon has the same properties as viagra, then it’s because it contains high levels of the amino acid cituriline. This triggers the body’s blood vessels to relax and dilate while improving circulation. So you basically get all the benefits of increased circulation without any of the dodgy side effects from viagra., like having to have your dick amputated because you took too many. Sorted.
