I never thought anyone could ever really have a problem with hawks, but that could change now that this video’s going viral.

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This family was enjoying a picnic out in Melbourne when suddenly this hawk shows up, and decides to ruin it in the most terrifying way possible:

What an absolute dick that hawk is. That could have sparked simultaneous heart attacks for the entire family. What I want to know is whether the snake bit someone afterwards? He must have been properly wound up being plucked out of the water like that and dashed into some random family’s picnic basket.

For the time a snake bit into a man’s dick as he sat on the toilet, click HERE.

UPDATE: Turns out this video is faker than my nan’s hip. It’s viral marketing for an Australian sports team. Oh well.