Back in 2012, satire website The Onion posted an article in which they imagined a scenario where Donald Trump was inspecting his own micropenis.

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Here’s an excerpt:

According to reports, the 66-year-old had laid his suit out on his bed and was preparing to step into a pair of silk boxer shorts when he glimpsed his deteriorating body in the mirror. Trump then spent approximately 15 to 20 minutes morosely reflecting on his appearance, dedicating most of that time to gazing at his desiccated sexual anatomy and contemplating its all-but-total lack of function.

“God, look at this thing,” said a dejected Trump, hoisting up a large quantity of belly flab with his forearm to make his stunted organ visible. “Pitiful.”

Paints a pretty good picture in your brain, but artist Illma Gore has gone one better by actually drawing a stunning rendition of how she imagines Trump and his micropenis actually look like in real life:

Perfect. I admit I’ve never imagined what Donald Trump looks like naked but I can totally accept he looks exactly like Illma’s painting here. I mean that is literally the worst penis ever. Can you even call it a penis? Probably pisses on his balls every time he goes to the toilet. Wait, where are his balls?

For more on micropenises, check out the time Eamonn Holmes got ridiculously uncomfortable discussing them on This Morning.