Every year around Christmas, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission releases its annual roundup of weird stuff that people got stuck in their various orifices this year. Obviously we’re mainly concerned with the weird stuff people got stuck up their ass, but it’s also pretty funny to know that someone got a broom stuck in their throat too.
Enjoy.
(Click the arrows below to navigate through the slides.)
Ear
- SAFETY RAZOR
- MECHANICAL PENCIL LEAD–“HER FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED IT IN THERE”
- FINGER RING
- PIECE OF FOAM FOOTBALL
- “PUT TISSUE PAPER IN EAR TO KEEP HAIRSPRAY FROM GETTING IN EAR”
- TOY CELL PHONE
- “WAS DOING A MAGIC TRICK AND STUCK A TOY EYEBALL IN EAR”
- SEASHELL
- BEAN
- PIECE OF STRING
- “PATIENT CLAIMS SOMEONE HID A PIECE OF CRAYON IN HIS EAR TODAY IN SCHOOL”
- PIECE OF SOAP
- RUBBER BAND
- “LADYBUG FLEW IN EAR WHEN RIDING BIKE. NO MENTION OF HELMET”
- FISH HOOK
- “SOMEONE THREW A BB AND IT LANDED IN PATIENT’S EAR”
- TOY STICKY HAND
- POTPOURRI
- PLASTIC RASPBERRY FROM A FLORAL ARRANGEMENT
- “HAD LEAD FROM A PENCIL IN BOTH EARS AND A PIECE OF BLUE PAPER IN LEFT EAR”
- GRASS
- GASOLINE
- ROSARY BEAD
- KNITTING NEEDLE
- “PATIENT STATES ROACH WAS IN EAR, STABBED IT WITH PIN, SUSTAINED PERFORATION OF TYMPANIC MEMBRANE”
- LEGO
- PIECE OF CHOPSTICK
- “12 YEAR OLD MALE STATES THAT LAST EVENING, HE STUCK A PLASTIC BB INTO HIS EAR. ‘JUST BECAUSE.’”
- PIECE OF BLUETOOTH EARPIECE
- A SMALL RED BATTLESHIP PIECE FROM THE GAME
