20-year-old Megan Clara from Portsmouth, Hampshire says she was gutted last year when her 5-year-old son Ashton complained that his mates all got better, more expensive presents than him.

Megan was only on £80 a week at the time (jobseekers?) so could only afford to get him an Etch A Sketch, cuddly toys and some clothes.

After Ashton practically threw his presents in her face, she promised she’d make a better effort in 2015. In order to achieve this, she spent the year making porn films, picking up £500 a scene.

Megan says:

Last Christmas I could barely scrape any money together, it was really tough and I couldn’t help but worry Ashton was going to be left out and disappointed. He has always wanted what his friends had but I didn’t have the spare cash for expensive toys.

This year she’s spent £1500 on Ashton, compared to £100 she spent last year.

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What a lovely Christmas story eh? Just like the mum who bought her kids 100 presents each this year, Megan is allowed to make her money how she wants, and spend it how she wants. Would it be nice if she enrolled in a part-time course to become a brain surgeon or architect and eventually make enough money to buy Ashton presents that way? Of course it would, but this is real life, and having a 5-year-old kid at 20 years of age isn’t easy. She’s obviously not bad at the porn thing if she’s managed to make all this money off it.

Are Ashton’s mates going to track this article / Megan’s videos down in 10 years time and rip the fuck out of him for it? Probably. But right now that’s not important. What’s important is Ashton has the sickest presents money can buy under the Christmas tree.

Here’s a list of what she got him:

Have a good one little guy!