Now I’m not going to pretend that I’m an expert on Football by any means. In fact, I know quite literally nothing about the sport. What I do know about, however, is people getting rekt. And using my expert opinion I can in fact confirm that Piers Morgan just got absolutely and unequivocally fucking rekt.
The situation arose when Piers, the smarmy little prick that he is, tried to make a fool of Gary Lineker on Twitter after the ex-footballer reached out with what I assume is some friendly football banter. But for all I know they’re talking about fencing.
Arsenal are top of the @premierleague . #Wengerout @piersmorgan ?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 24, 2015
You don't win the League in Oct, Jugs. Or in your case, ever > RT @ @GaryLineker: Arsenal top of @premierleague . #Wengerout @piersmorgan ?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 24, 2015
What fantastic and original banter from Piers; if there’s one joke no-one has made about Gary Lineker, it’s his ears.
But of course, Lineker wasn’t going to let that go unheard (how could he with those ears, I bet he hears everything) and he fired back with yet more football banter (which after a quick Google search I have discovered refers to some sort of award that Lineker possesses and Morgan does not).
How's your golden boot collection? https://t.co/ueb6Kmvh7l
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 24, 2015
This isn’t the first time that Lineker has made Piers look like a twat (not that he needs any help with that) on Twitter though, check out these other pure zingers:
“@piersmorgan: @GaryLineker everything I do lasts long. Ask @DanielleBux.” < Like your CNN show?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 28, 2015
For the second time in just over a week @aaronramsey proves his worth. A goal tonight and the refusal to shake the hand of @piersmorgan
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) May 4, 2015
Better to be a goal-hanger than a phone-hacker. https://t.co/96e8ZP6nc0
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 30, 2015
See you've finally parted company with CNN, @piersmorgan . We'll really miss you…..being over there!
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 2, 2014
Sad news that @piersmorgan 's show has been canned. Who'd have thought he'd be ousted before Wenger? #RestInPiers
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 24, 2014
“@piersmorgan: Great to see @dynamomagician backstage at #1DDay world's best magician. pic.twitter.com/rhCHNDQAeC” < Can he make you disappear?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 23, 2013
@piersmorgan Genuinely thrilled your good friend @DylanJonesGQ gave you an award. Prefer to earn them personally pic.twitter.com/blNZdntHYA
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 4, 2013
Not for the first time @piersmorgan thinks hacking the opponents would have helped.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 18, 2014
“Can he make you disappear?” This guy is utterly ruthless. Gary Lineker’s not the only celebrity that likes to put Piers in his place, remember when Chelsea Handler did so on his own show? Honestly, what a complete knob.
