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Tears were shed at the California branch of American supermarket chain Target as hardcore pornography blasted from their tannoy system and caused a colossal scene.

Usually, you might hear something like “clean up on aisle five” or “Barb, can we get a price check on those eggplants”, but at 10:30am yesterday morning, the inharmonious sounds of two people rutting rang through the supermarket shelves – for a whole fifteen minutes.

Gina Young, who was shopping with her two young sons at the time, managed to record footage of the incident and had this to say:

People threw their things down and walked out, others yelled at target employees, some laughed others were disgusted.

And, of course, here’s some footage (warning, if you’re in a public place, you might want to wear some headphones):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFAvsVSKxU8

Young’s twin boys, Weston and Wyatt are perhaps too small to understand what was going on as stressed supermarket employees desperately tried diffuse the situation, and seemed a little more upset about a food item than the X-rated noise ringing through their ears. Others certainly got more than they bargained for when they went to pick up their mid-week groceries.

For more blue shopping escapades, check out this sicko masturbating in the meat aisle at Sainsbury’s.