As I’m sure everyone with an internet connection is aware, David Cameron was accused last week of putting his dick inside the mouth of a dead pig as part of a bizarre initiation ritual during his time at Oxford University. Strangely, he had nothing to say about it at the time but he was grabbed by some journalists as he boarded a flight to New York and finally decided to speak on the matter yesterday:

I can see why the book was written and I think everyone can see straight through it.

As for the specific issue raised, a very specific denial was made a week ago and I’ve nothing to add.

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I’m too busy running the country, taking decisions, getting on with work to take any legal action against Lord Ashcroft though.

If you do a job like this, you do get people who have agendas and write books and write articles and write all sorts of things.

The most important thing is not to let it bother you and get on with the job.

Well, even though I’m sure none of us expected him to come out and full on admit that he had put his dick in the pig’s mouth, I’m sure we were hoping for something a bit more substantial than that little wishy washy statement. Still, it’s David Cameron so that’s probably the best we can get right? Hopefully we’ll get some even dumber stories out of the book when it actually drops later on this year, although I feel like they’ve peaked with this one.

If you missed it last week, check out what happened to these two jokers when they tried to deliver a pig to 10 Downing Street last week.