Ever heard of seekingarrangement.com? It’s a website where old dudes like 85 year old Paul Aronson and young girls like 18 year old Shaina Foster and her twin sister Shalaine can reach mutually beneficial agreements that involve, presumably, the old man having sex with young girls and the girls getting paid for it somehow.
Except in this case, the twin sisters tied Paul up in his own house took his cash and credit cards after he’d just taken both on a dinner date. Aronson was tied up in his living room from 8pm until the next morning when a neighbour discovered him.
How did Shaina explain herself?
He was starting to creep me out. I tied him up, I took his money and left.
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The girls have pleaded guilty to robbery in exchange for a 5 year sentence, which would have been a whole lot worse if Paul’s neighbour hadn’t found and rescued him.
What I want to know is, how far did he get with them before they tied him up? That’s what you’ve got to take into account before deciding if it was worth being tied up on his living room floor all night. Then again I think he should have seen this one coming regardless. There’s only one octogenarian in town who can pick up girls 60 years younger than him and be fairly sure he won’t get tied up and robbed.
Oh well, hopefully he’ll have his wits about him when the Nigerian Prince e-mail drops in his inbox.
