Firstly we’re not allowed to post the video, but anyone with a brain can find it fairly easily using Google.
It’s basically a piece of smartphone footage featuring a young Chinese couple having sex in a Uniqlo changing room in Beijing.
The guy’s dirty talk is laugh out loud funny, possibly even worse than the alligator fucker we wrote about yesterday. He says things like “call me husband” and “say we’ll be together” while taking her from behind. You’re shagging your girlfriend in a Uniqlo changing room bro, not on a bed filled with roses under the stars on Valentine’s Day.
The footage went super viral and has caused the Chinese government to freak out majorly, lest anyone sees them as sexual deviants. Xu Feng, director at the Cyberspace Administration of China, said:
The vulgar video had spread like a virus online and clashed with socialist core values. The government will continue to crack down on vulgar materials online and safeguard the cyber environment.
But I guess mass producing My Little Pony inflatable sex dolls is fair game? Some even reckon the whole thing was set up by Uniqlo as a marketing ploy, as Chinese youth have now taken to uploading selfies of themselves standing outside the scene of the ‘crime’:
Come on Chinese government, get a bloody grip. You’re only drawing more attention to it by acting like a bunch of killjoys.
