Anyone who’s ever had to deal with a group of drunk girls while being completely stone cold sober knows that this is classic annoying drunk girl chat (obviously it’s 100% more tolerable when you’re also drunk). All they want to do is talk about Chinese food, repeatedly ask where someone who’s missing has gone, take a bunch of selfies/photos and say they love you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x04BGtS6dKw

At least these lasses were cool enough to return this guy’s phone – nice one girls. People don’t typically make such sound decisions when drunk.