Well, that’s a wrap on ever sitting down on the toilet ever again. My mistake for watching this video I guess but if I’m going to be mentally scarred for life then I’m taking everyone else down with me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TfeCcRiDEY

Nope — fuck toilets. Back to nappies for me. Once you see a spider, or worse — a giant African millipede — hiding in your toilet it’s game over.