No shit you have earache dude — there’s a fucking giant bug trying to burrow its way into your brain.

The patient, in Villupuram, Tamil Nadu, India, complained of a ‘strange itch’ before doctors removed the two inch critter from his ear using tweezers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtVKY9gFV4Q

Well, at least his ear didn’t completely explode, I guess.