A guy was out fishing (I guess somewhere in California but there’s no actual information about the exact location – in any case it wasn’t anything like the Booze Cup) and managed to catch this incredible message in a bottle and produce the photo series below.
The first few are just action shots of the bottle, then them trying to open it, then the contents and then them resealing it and sending it on its way. You’ll understand when you’ve read it all.