While searching through Twitter to find out if there was any local rioting going on, I noticed a rather lame profile picture. It was your standard ‘dude with his top off showing off the tattoo on his chest’ – and upon closer inspection I saw it was actually really, really lame. This guy’s chest tattoo says ‘Tea Towel Gang’.

Now I don’t just want to rip into this guy because who knows, he could actually be really cool, but after finding out he’s some kind of online comedian and watching some of his stuff, it’s obvious that he is actually the most un-funny comedian I’ve ever seen, in my whole life.

I hope we don’t start another internet hate campaign like we did when Shoey ripped on Andy Sixx, but check out this video about wanking, which ironically, is wank:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eTKRHCWbuI