Celebrity sex tapes are the way to go if you’re a famous person whose career and/or bank balance need a little booster. Which is fine so long as you’re prepared to have your most cringe sex tape moments immortalised in GIF form for everyone to laugh/throw up at.

Let’s go:

Ray J’s Practice Thrusts In Bed With Kim Kardashian

Tommy Lee’s banana hammock

Paris Hilton smoking a tampon – what a joker

Ray J and Kim Kardashian swapping saliva (possibly some other stuff too)

Paris Hilton’s stroke of genius = film in black and white

Colin Farrell channelling Edward Norton’s character in American History X

Moistening those lips up for some Kardashian muff diving

Rob Lowe wanking in bed

Ray J proper going for it

Kim Kardashian falls asleep mid-shag

Tonya Harding wears a wedding dress – unique move

Then pulling off some super cardio 69

Tommy Lee pulls the old Buffalo Bill mangina move

Mini Me absolutely slaying some chick

That was fun right? Let’s never do that again.

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