Following in the foot steps of DoubleDickDude and the man with no ass crack is Reddit user GardenofGandalf, an 18-year-old who boasts three nut sacks. He took the time to answer questions about his unique package on Reddit, and also provided a photo for proof (on the next page — obviously NSFW).
Let’s go:
Stickoftruthhelp: Not trying to be a creep but does that mean you have super loads. More Balls = more cum
Unless I measured the amount and compared it to other dudes I don’t really have any way of knowing haha.
MrCommentator: Do your balls get in the way when you try to walk?
They kind of orient themselves in a way that doesn’t cause any problems.
IAmTheTrueWalrus: Do you have a nickname for the almighty tri-sack? The trinity? Three musketeers? Threes-a-company?
The trinity is my favourite so far…
Floormaster84: At what point did you say i better have a doctor tell me its not cancer?
When I was a small child.
Mdinneed: Have you ever thought about doing porn?
Yes but no.
Heyfgt: Do you have a favourite?
Right one is the most normal.
Suckonthisx: Has a girl ever put all three in her mouth?
Unfortunately not yet 😉
HandsomeTurtles: Do you know DoubleDickDude?
I’ve seen the post.
Infected_Cvnt_Wart: Any issues with running? Also, when it’s hot out do all 3 stick to your legs or just two leaving the 3rd hanging like a little meatball pendulum?
All three. Two to the left, one to the right.
MuslimSlaughter: If you give them a squeeze, which one hurts the most?
The leftest one. It’s the weirdest.
Filthy7Tiara: Do you battle fear of rejection or teasing while dating? Have you tried/thought of getting one removed? Is that even a possibility? (Questions of the female mind)
Ive thought of getting one removed, sometimes I think of fear and rejection but then realise I could probably play it right. I’m sure it is a possibility.
Consideritsketched: Are they all the same size and function the same? Do they require any extra “attention?”
The rightest is a bit bigger. They don’t require extra attention.
Acadiaa: Do you ever do a newton’s cradle type thing with them?
Can’t say I’ve tried.
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Fascinating stuff. And now, as promised, a picture of GardenofGandalf’s balls. Click over for the NSFW image:
