The other week we wrote about how celebrity child killer George Zimmerman had signed up for a celebrity boxing match, only they hadn’t named his opponent yet. Gangster rapper The Game was in the running, and we said that he would be a great choice but really any big, black, angry rapper would do.

Well now it’s official: DMX (who isn’t particularly big — but he’s certainly angry and black), will be facing off against Zimmerman, and the date, time and location of the match will be announced next Wednesday.

DMX said: “I am going to beat the living fuck out of him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him up. Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my dick out and piss on him, right in his motherfucking face.”

So does Zimmerman stand a chance? Actually, yes. Apparently he’s been training hard for months now, and he’s 30 years old whereas DMX is 43. Surely he wouldn’t be going into this bout if he thought there was no chance he could take on the Dog Man.

Anyway, the promise of DMX pissing on Zimmerman’s face could make for some of the most controversial, historic reality TV of all time. Let’s just hope they don’t do any drug tests beforehand because then we’re right back to looking for an opponent again.

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