Anderson “The Spider” Silva

This whole article is inspired by Anderson Silva’s leg break in UFC a couple of days ago that we covered here on Sick Chirpse, but in case you missed it we’re kindly going to recap it for you right here.

For over six years you rule your division, defeating every top name that’s put in front of you. Many of the world’s top MMA experts regard you as the greatest fighter of all time. Then, one day, you get cockier than Ron Jeremy at a How Big Is My Cock contest and you lose your title to a guy who ignores your taunts and knocks you out.

What now? Quit? Become a commentator? Panto with Frank Bruno? Nah, course not. Get back on your horse and try again. Fight the guy again in 5 months time, get revenge and win back your title. Simples. Whatever you do, don’t shatter your leg whilst kicking him. Got that? Whatever you do, DON’T BREAK YOUR LEG.

Oh, you did that? Wow. Now what? Well don’t worry Senor Spider Silva, you just made the Hall of Pain! Plus you’ve got seven more legs to break so what are you worried about?

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