4. Having To Do Things Hungover

I’ve considered involving myself in a horrific road accident before, just so I could avoid going into work while hungover. In the end you snap out of it and try to imagine the respect you’ll feel for yourself 8 hours from now when you’re chilling at home and actually pulled through the whole day feeling like shit. It’s what true champions are made of.

3. Internet Dying

One of the most devastating things that can happen to a person in the first world. What’s worse is that nobody — least of all your service provider — ever seems to have a clue what the problem is. You’re instructed to start unplugging and plugging things back in and it really just seems like a means to keep you busy until the green light magically decides to come on again. Taking away someone’s Internet is the worst thing you can do to them.