6. Losing Your Phone
Your panic accelerates as you triple check every pocket in your vicinity, fruitlessly retracing your steps and coming to the stark realisation that you are completely and utterly screwed. No calls, texts, Candy Crush, no way of carrying on that convo with that 5 you met on Tinder. Once all hope for finding your phone is up, there’s only anger that remains.
5. Crap Waiter/Waitress
Just as a great waiter/waitress can make for a very pleasant dining experience, a crap waiter/waitress can completely ruin it. I got this table precisely so I wouldn’t have to queue at the bar all night like a prick, so do your job and come and check we have enough drinks every so often.
