8. Your Team Losing

We all know how much it hurts when our football team loses, especially when they have to win/were so close to winning. Is it really anger though? I think it’s more heartbreak and disappointment. That empty feeling in your gut where victory and elation should be. Knowing that the other team’s fans are celebrating at your team’s expense. Added anger bonus if you’ve also put a bet down.

7. Stubbing Toe/Banging Knee/Head on Desk/Chair/Cupboard

Think childbirth is painful? You’ve obviously never stubbed your toe up the stairs or knocked your head on the kitchen cupboard. Gotta keep your head on swivel manoeuvring about your day or it could easily happen. Infuriating and excruciating as hell.