One of the greatest sub genres of stories here on Sick Chirpse are the ones when a much older person starts dating someone way younger than them and feels the need to go to the newspapers about it and tell everyone how happy they are and why it’s ‘true love’, and then inevitably a few months later they break up and do the post relationship interview about how stupid they have been.

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The latest person to join this long line of esteemed divorcees is 83 year old grandma Iris Jones, who previously bragged about nights of passion with 37 year old Egyptian toyboy Mohamed Ibriham where she went through a whole tub of KY Jelly and felt completely saddle sore afterwards. That’s true love baby.

Anyway, the two were married and moved into Jones’ bungalow in Weston Super Mare with Mohamed taking a job as a security guard at the local Tesco. However, it wasn’t long before their marriage unravelled, with Iris now saying that she wishes she had listened to the advice of her friends and family at the time. No shxt.

Here’s what she had to say about the experience:

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We used to have a great sex life but then it dwindled to nothing because I was always so tired from looking after him. I would do all his cooking, cleaning and tidying.

I’m better off without him, and I wish I had listened to my family and friends but what’s done is done now. I do regret meeting him and I now know that my best husband was my first husband Gwyn.

But now, no way, never again, once bitten twice shy as they say. I’m happy just being here on my own with my Bengal cat Mr Tibbs, he’s the new love of my life. I’m glad I’ve got rid of Mohamed.

I think it was his image that I fell in love with. If he was bald and had a pot belly I doubt I would have become infatuated with him.

I certainly don’t feel love for him at the moment, what I do feel is stupid, and I should have known better.

Yeah, she really should have shouldn’t she? If only there was something that she could have read or looked at that might have swayed her thinking hey? Shame that nothing like this has ever happened to anyone before and nobody has ever spoken about similar experiences isn’t it?

Best of luck to Iris and Mr Tibbs in the future, and I suppose to Mohamed too. Sounds like he had a pretty decent life in Weston-Super-Mare so it’s probably going to be a bit of an adjustment for him in the future.

For more of the same, remember the 80 year old priest and his 25 year old Romanian toyboy lover? That was a weird time.