5) The Mustard Zit
I dunno what has to go wrong with your insides for pus to come out looking like mouldy mustard, and quite frankly I don’t want to know. This poor dude or dudess knows though. They know only too well…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctDwB6HMas
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6) The Milker
Thirsty? Well you won’t be after this. Ugh. Milk anyone?