700,000 ultra-thin Malaysian condoms have been (we presume) stolen from a shipping container heading for Japan. The container arrived with new locks and no content which was worth over $1.5 million if sold at Japanese retail prices. The freight company released a statement assuring us they are confident of finding the rubber thieves as they will be able to figure out where the locks were tampered with and who did it. Phew!
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