5. Human Centipede Tattoo
This ‘How To’ diagram of the human centipede will come in helpful any time you want to connect a bunch of people together via their mouths and butt holes.
4. Pussy Clean
Just in case you had any reservations as to the cleanliness and succulence of this pussy, this ghetto as fuck tattoo should set you straight. Pussy clean, pussy ‘juicey’ — dive right in. Gulp!
3. Monster Tattoo
Sometimes you’ve just got to get ‘Monster’ tattooed on your forehead in giant green letters because, erm… people need to know that you like energy drinks? Because you’re an actual monster who likes energy drinks so it’s kind of a clever double entendre? Guy’s got the smarts if you ask me.