Baby Bottle Pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la6d5FafgTk

Apologies for the blurriness of this video but this obnoxiously catchy jingle used to be on with vaguely better definition in-between Saturday morning cartoons for as long as we can remember. Or maybe it was just on a couple of times but the tune has stayed with us way beyond childhood. The flavoured powder contained within the bottle are so fucking strong that they mildly incinerated your tongue, changing your perception of taste forever.

I specifically remember throwing a tantrum in the newsagents when my Mum told me that “they were for babies” and refused to buy me one, in hindsight she probably didn’t want to get me the brightly coloured chemical concoction because the E-numbers would heighten by brattiness by a million percent. It might also have something to do with her awareness of the blowjob insinuating lyrics in the advert that I’d inappropriately sing along to.