If Grandmother Willow and Treebeard accidentally made a baby whilst they were possessed during a spontaneous yuletide sèance, this is exactly what the godawful spruce-child would look like. The villainous seedling you see before you is named Douglas Fir and it enjoys coaxing out it’s prey by reciting a bloodcurdling chant that sounds a little bit like he’s saying “I fuck all the other reindeers up” followed by a satanic rendition of the Rugrats theme tune. This nightmare before Christmas is enough to frighten the festive spirit out of anybody and it would be a wise move not to leave any gifts underneath as Mr. Fir may confuse them as being sacrificial ornaments for the dark prince.
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