5) Cash Beef

Image VIA

Money, in this ever increasingly expensive world of ours, is likely to be a drama in everyone’s relationship at some point. That’s alright. But it depends on how these rows end up getting settled.

If she is having a go at you for spending £20 down the pub when you know she spent £50 on a pair of shoes the day before, tell her to “fuck off please”. Normally these sorts of discussions can be ironed out with a good old fashioned spreadsheet.

But, if you find that somehow she now holds the purse strings and doles out pocket money to you, the time has come to make a change. You are under the thumb in a terminally tight squeeze.

Once you’ve had your money siphoned away out of your control, you can’t escape and you’ll find yourself, at some point, begging for cash. THIS IS BAD NEWS. WAKE UP.

If any of the above points strike a nerve with you it’s time to make a change my friend. Why should she hold your financial and material balls in her hand? You are basically saying that she is better than you and that you don’t deserve freedom. I’ve seen women break a man.

They say things like “yeah, well you’re not exactly a great catch are you?” and “well, you’re lucky to have me” and “you’re only getting fatter”. If any of those things had come out of your mouth and were directed at her you would have probably got knocked the F out. This is unfair.

Take the power back boys… I don’t mean in a violent physical way, obvs; I mean you need to remember, as the great Jennifer Aniston once said “you’re worth it”, and if she really doesn’t think you are worth it, then she can fuck off, can’t she?

If you really do feel inferior to your partner, you should read this outloud 10 times a day:

That should do the trick.