5. Thin People Can Be Pretty Mean About Fat People

When you’re no longer plump, you’re inducted into the inner circle. Thin people talk shit about fat people all the time, and now you’re one of them you actually get to hear it. Nobody said these things in front of you, it was just too damn awkward to insult a fat acquaintance while another fat acquaintance was within earshot. Now there are no fat acquaintances in earshot, and you’ll get an insight into the shitty habits of beautiful people.

Now, none of this is meant to deter you. By losing weight you’ll be healthier, you’ll live longer and you’ll be able to get into smaller spaces. Take this as friendly advice from someone who’s been there.

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