1. You Will Become A Dick
This is absolutely unavoidable. You’ve just got rid of the main sap on your confidence, you’re suddenly unencumbered by the need to apologise for being in a room and you feel fabulous about it – as well you should. However, this will not come across to the people who liked you when you were bigger. To them, you’ve become an overconfident, self indulgent dick. You are the human equivalent of an Instagram selfie. Not only that, but you’ll start to judge your friends on what they do. You may even hear yourself saying ‘pasta? Really?’ You’ll get through this, but don’t say you weren’t warned when it inevitably happens.
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