2. Lingering
This move reduces men to the level of annoyance as an itch that just won’t go away. No matter how much you scratch, no matter how much ice you press against it, it continues to reside there aggravating you to no end. The classic ‘I’m not being clingy but I’m going to stay in close proximity to you all night and continually glance over in your direction.’ Whether you’ve already got with the girl that night or just hanging around with some desperate hope that you will, this move is a sure way to put off any member of the female species. It’s almost more annoying than being too forward because you aren’t technically doing anything so telling you to go away would be plain nasty and then you’d claim we’re all psychotic. You might think you’re playing it cool but unfortunately, you’re not, and the more you’re around the less enigmatic and allusive you become. Next time try disappearing long enough for a girl to scan the room and wonder where you’ve got to.

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