2) Killers / Not Killers
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If they want affection and cuddles, sure they’ll siddle up to you and purr and all that shit. But what if they don’t want the cuddles and maybe you do want the cuddles? You can not have the cuddles. Sorry. Cat is in charge.
If a dog bites a kid it gets put down, if a cat bites a kid, mummy goes “well you shouldn’t have been messing with it!” That’s not fair. Cats know they have carte blanche to parade around as they see fit. Bite if they want, or roll on their back for a tummy rub. Like I said: arrogant.
All cat owners joke about their cats bringing them dead birds as offerings. How is that funny? It killed a wild bird that was meant to be living around there, the cat is an imposter in English gardens. Fuck the cat, save the birds.
If there was some kind of machine, or mining operation, or power station, or pollution, or whatever that was killing birds, it would be shut down IMMEDIATELY. But if it’s a cat? “oh… but… he’s Ssssooooooo cute!”
No he’s not. He’s fucking with the environment. Fucker.
