2. Bobby Brown – Girl Next Door

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Here we see Bobby Brown showing us what the artistry of stalking looked like before Facebook was invented. Although already in his affection’s good books, it isn’t enough and along with his set superbly flexible friends he stakes outside her front door. Really, a second should be spared for his homies (especially at 0:42, when they flock to him with the eagerness and funkiness of true brotherhood) – who endure his continuous monologues of fantasy like a bunch of girlfriends consoling a friend who hasn’t received a text back from that boy she went to second base with a week ago. These are the sort of friends we should all aim for in life if finding ones that tell you when you’re being creepy cannot be found. The only saving grace here is his mother, who takes him back to his own residency by the ear to clap some sense into him.