It’s been a hot minute since we’ve had a really dumb story about a woman marrying an inanimate object, so here’s one about a lonely 37 year old Brazilian woman who decided that she could find happiness with a rag doll that her mother made her.

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Meirivone Rocha Moraes says that it was love at first sight when her mother presented ‘Marcelo’ to her and it wasn’t long before she had fallen pregnant via the doll. Yeah, I don’t even want to ask about that one either.

Anyway, she didn’t want to have a child out of wedlock so obviously had to tie the know with the doll, in a ceremony that was attended by 250 people who definitely didn’t question what the hell was going on and whether or not Meirivone was having a mental breakdown. She just seemed so happy, right?

Here’s what she had to say about it all:

It was because I didn’t have a forró dancer. I would go to these dances but wouldn’t always find a partner.

Then he entered into my life and it all made sense.

When my mum made Marcelo and first introduced me to him, I fell in love with him.

It was love at first sight.

Marcelo is a great and faithful husband. He is such a man and all women envy him.

The wedding was a wonderful day for me, very important, very emotional. It rained a lot but it was wonderful.

From the moment I walked down the aisle to the end, it was just beautiful.

Then went to the wedding night with my husband Marcelo and we enjoyed our wedding night a lot

He is a man I always wanted in my life. Married life with him is wonderful.

He doesn’t fight with me, he doesn’t argue and he just understands me. Marcelo is a great and faithful husband. He is such a man and all women envy him.

He has so many great qualities but the only downside is he’s lazy. He doesn’t work at all. But I am a warrior and I keep it going for us.

It’s true, Marcelo got me pregnant. He didn’t take care of himself and he didn’t use a condom.

He got me pregnant. I took the test – it was positive. I couldn’t believe it.

I didn’t feel the contractions in pain.

Seeing the placenta and the umbilical cord and the blood made it all real.

He was here in 35 minutes and he is great.

It really upsets me when people say this is fake.

It makes me so angry. I am a woman of character.

My father, and my mother taught me to be honest, to be a good person, and not want to take advantage of anything.

Lol. People are obviously saying it’s fake because as you can clearly see there, the baby that she’s ‘given birth to’ is simply another rag doll.

The woman clearly has mental problems and we probably shouldn’t entertain them, but I say this every time someone falls in love with an inanimate object and goes to the press to talk about it and here I am still writing about it. Such a weird genre of story but one I seemingly can’t get enough of.

For more of the same, check out that weird bodybuilder who wanted to marry an ashtray and give it a vagina. What a mentalist.