We’ve heard about various miracle diets for staying young and looking good over the years here on Sick Chirpse and to be honest I’m not sure if I’ve ever believed any of them, but I 100% do not think that this one that 34 year old vegan Harry Matadeen is pedalling has any value in it whatsoever.

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Not only is Harry a vegan, but he’s also been drinking his own urine since 2006 and says that it has a profound effect on both his mental health and his ‘fresh faced glowing features’. The guy downs 200ml of the stuff a day that he’s kept brewing for a month and has the following to say about his weird habit:

Fresh urine is never as bad as you imagine – it is neutral smelling and not a bad taste unless you are really toxic.

But the aged urine is always smelly and the taste is a refined and acquired one. I’ll just say it takes some getting used to!

I actually like the smell and taste of my aged urine now, due to neuro-association of what benefits and joy it gives me after I take it into my system.

Urine has made me look a lot younger. Drinking the aged urine has revitalised my face to its youthful years and when I rub it on my face, the difference is instant and obvious.

My skin is young, soft and glowing. Aged urine is the best food for the skin that I have found to date.

When you rub it on, it softens the skin and keeps it youthful and elastic.

I don’t use any other skincare other than urine.

It’s the secret to eternal youth.

Sometimes when I’m in the urinals and no one is watching I will cup my hand and splash the fresh urine I am excreting on my face and rub it in.

Urine therapy has changed my life.

OK first of all I have to say that I’m really glad that this guy loves drinking his own urine so much that he feels comfortable going to his local newspaper or whoever and preaching about how much he loves it and how it’s changed his life, but in all honesty I don’t think that his skin looks that great? Or that he looks any younger or better than your regular 34 year old man? Guy seems heavily deluded and is obviously a massive weirdo, but I guess if he’s happy in his convictions then that’s the main thing? Good luck getting a girlfriend though ya freak.

For more of the same, check out this video of people drinking their own piss for the first time. Viral content.