15) All Over The Shop Jesus

There’s quite a bit going on in this one. I think he’s wearing a gas mask and has a couple of huge machine guns draped from his fingers. His six-pack is mighty but he is pigeon chested. How could that be so? And, are those anchors at the bottom? And where are his legs?

16) Snub Nosed Jesus Twins

If Jesus had been a snub nosed macaque, this would have been a good effort. But from most reports it seems he was a human, or at least in human form. So that means these are both rubbish. I think they’re on two people’s arms, surely if you’d seen the first one you wouldn’t let the ‘artist’ have another go on your skin?

17) Twitter Lord

Well, the Twitter response to this one says it all really.

18) Hot Unicorn Action Jesus

A bit more blasphemy and controversy next. Jesus kissing a unicorn. Does it say ‘magic crapper?’ What does that even mean?

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