The spoons are the most underrated percussive instruments, and that’s for good reason – they’re rubbish. But not the way this dude plays them.
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Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
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There have been some questionable decisions made in the Premier League recently (hello Mark Clattenburg) but imagine if one of the teams reacted like this and kicked the absolute crap out of the referee for sending a player off. It can only be Argentina.
The Christmas gift you have been waiting all your life for is now actually here. It’s a mug with Danny Dyer’s face on it.
Stuck For An Xmas Present? How About A Danny Dyer Mug? Read More »
It must be tricky deciding on a name for your shop, but there are some names you can scrub off the list straight away. “Dog Shit” is one and “Hitler” is another.
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I touch on this point because The Onion have released a video expressing my exact feelings, not because I’ve woken up with a raging anger towards new media consultant type wankers.
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This dude has done what I’ve wanted to do all my life which is launch myself over the bannister from the top floor of a shopping centre. HERO.
The genius/retarded marketers behind Susan Boyle’s album launch have got themselves in a very sticky situation after a massive Twitter related fucked up.
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