Well, for those of you who didn’t care to watch it, the final of The Great British Bake Off has been and gone; a winner declared and a nation left with a sponge-sized void in their Tuesday evenings. I am astonished to admit that I myself am a massive fan; though why that is is beyond me as I have rarely otherwise been whipped into a frenzy watching a bunch of strangers bake a quiche.

I’m guessing, however, that many of our readers may not have been as engrossed in the show as I, resenting its saccharin sweetness and craving the hit of something more macabre. Well, for you nay-sayers I have compiled a stomach-churning list of disturbing cakes to inspire your sordid minds for the 31st of October.

Bon Appetit:

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I don’t know what this one is but it shouldn’t have teeth.