Not sure where all these confessions came from – probably that Whisper App that brought us professional pot smoker confessions and frat boy confessions – but I would like to think they’re all true. Chances are they are though because most of them are so ridiculously stupid that you couldn’t even make them up, even if you were one of the funniest people in the world.

Remember, the people that made these comments are genetically related to you. Scary.