Someone give this child his own art show because his drawings are genius. Well they would be if they weren’t so obviously drawn by an adult who had to invent a topical story that could loosely be linked to the Charlie Hebdo fiasco. This is apparently the same kid who got featured in the paper another time for threatening to put his sister’s kitten in the blender if he didn’t receive a shiny new PS4 for Christmas, so we can safely assume that Damian Garside is actually a figment of the Sunday Sport’s imagination.