3) 3D Mouse

This one looks genuinely useful. It might even stop my hands from going prematurely arthritic from writing all this guff on the internet all of the time. So it’s another “3D” invention. No one gives a frig about 2D anymore. I can’t wait for 4D to come out it will amazing. Apparently 4D will use twice as many pixels and even the shadowy bits will be bright… or something… When 5D comes out you will have to wear special goggles to make it look crapper otherwise it will literally blow your mind. I love technology.

Here’s the mouse in action:

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