It’s only been a few hours since #johnterrysmum started trending on Twitter after an alleged sex tape of footballer John Terry’s mum appeared online, and already we’ve discovered that the woman in the video isn’t his mum at all. Bet John’s happy.

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Turns out that the woman in the video is in fact a sex worker called Lisa 32ff (who happens to look like Terry’s mum Sue). If you Google that name you’ll find a load of info and videos of her. Here are a couple of pictures, in case you’re interested (these were the most SFW ones we could find):

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Meanwhile, this is John Terry’s mum Sue:

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So there you have it – scandal over. As said, I’m sure John Terry is relieved. If you’ve seen the video, you’ll understand why.

For an actual, legit sex video leak, here’s Kim Kardashian #2.